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Rules to live by.
« on: July 02, 2012, 09:12:22 PM »
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Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 09:25:44 PM »
   Very true.
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 10:44:55 PM »
 ;)  NICE
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 02:29:49 AM »
Here is to wives and lovers..... may they never meet!
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 02:43:56 AM »
What more could anyone say but...    :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 06:16:24 AM »
 ;) ;)
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2012, 10:39:02 PM »
Would have loved to have a beverage/2 with that cat...   :drink:
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2012, 05:19:34 PM »
LMFAO
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Re: Rules to live by.
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2012, 12:45:10 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:       :P
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