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Grey Ghost

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A visitor to Texas . . .
« on: July 12, 2012, 08:49:19 AM »

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"
 
A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does."
 
"When?" asked the visitor.
 
"Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?"
 
The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."
 
"Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch that time."


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Re: A visitor to Texas . . .
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 02:32:45 PM »

I believe that would be WEST Texas. Good one though.  ;D
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Re: A visitor to Texas . . .
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 08:33:29 PM »

Yes, I hear in the news today that Houston received over 10" of rain in the past 24 hours. Gonna need paddles for my SERGU.
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Re: A visitor to Texas . . .
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2012, 01:39:41 PM »

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