A man walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news
crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing
to jump. The blonde looked at him and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" He
said, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "I bet he won't." He
placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her
money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to
his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to him, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money." He replied, "I can't take your money, I
saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde
replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." He took the
money.
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