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Are you American?
« on: August 18, 2006, 08:24:39 AM »

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.  He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says.....
 
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and FREE education!"
 
The passer-by says.... "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
 
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
 
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
 
The person says....  "I no American, I Vietnamese.
 
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says.....
 
"Thank you for the wonderful America!"
 
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American Infidel!"
 
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
 
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
 
Puzzled he asks her......
 
"Where are all the Americans then?"
 
The Russian lady checks her watch and says.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Probably at work!"

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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 10:30:58 AM »

Now that is funny.
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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2006, 09:47:22 PM »

Let's hope our country has not come to this...mmmm....

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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 12:55:33 PM »

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Now that is funny.

And true.  
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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 12:58:28 PM »

sad, but true!
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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 01:18:09 PM »

Sure would be funny if wasn't absolutely true......time to shut the friggin' doors now and start to offer "exit assistance".
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Re: Are you American?
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 02:01:46 PM »

Dig a 20' X 20' Trench at the Bordering States.  Use the material to shore up the levies in New Orleans.  Bring the trenches to water level, and populate with 'Gators!
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