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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2012, 03:10:39 PM »

Just like oral sex!
Both are great, but I like receiving best. Never really get tired of it........sort of like a joke or a  :-*
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2012, 03:28:40 PM »

Hey whats with the camel toe ,moose knuckle thing?   Beagle can you explain or have some good pics  :2vrolijk_21:


                                                    Just  wondering   
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2012, 04:08:36 PM »

 :bananarock:
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2012, 04:23:26 PM »

:bananarock:

Oh ya?

I'll see your  :bananarock: and raise you a  :pepper:!!!!
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2012, 04:45:57 PM »

Too much humor is like having too much money.

As a punishment Texas Fat Boy should try to increase his Post Count by 1000 before this time next year!

I would prefer 500 repeated jokes versus 1 dumb-azz Political Comment others post on the site in violation of the rules.

I think there are more serious problems in my life than this. Like making sure the bathroom trash is emptied at least once a week!

T F B - Hoping your health gets better and thanks for thinking of our humor needs.

Beags - Keep up your humor posting as well. We enjoy everyone better when everyone is in a good mood.




But reading what Libs post is usually pretty funny!

HUMOR is good for the giving and receiving.


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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2012, 05:10:19 PM »

:bananarock:

Weren't you just against this in Reply #15?!! 

Anyhow, welcome to the funny.   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2012, 05:49:28 PM »

Weren't you just against this in Reply #15?!! 

Anyhow, welcome to the funny.   :2vrolijk_21:

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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2012, 07:10:24 PM »

My posts count is a little low, so I thought I would jump on here also :soapbox:

I sure am praying for a quick recovery for you Texas.

I personally enjoy reading the jokes, even the ones I have read before. having the internet, things seem to migrate around every few years.
no big deal, just enjoy them when they are there. time for a dance squad.
 :pineapple: :pepper: :orange: :huepfenjump3: :mango: :bananarock: :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :coolblue:
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2012, 08:06:01 PM »

OK, that's just smiley abuse... Please don't taunt the folks who are not smiley friendly!

 :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :pineapple: :pepper: :2vrolijk_21: :huepfenlol2: :bananarock: :mango: :orange: :P ::) ;D :)
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2012, 09:25:05 PM »

Best wishes to you Tex, and Beagle I say lighten up. I always look at Tex's humor posts, some are funny, some are corny, some make me think I'm out of touch but all entertainment is like that isn't it? Never mind what some up-tights say about what you do with your time. My thoughts and prayers are with you for a full recovery. In the meantime keep doing what you do because some of us, yours truly included, don't have time to dig that stuff up so it's all original to me!
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2012, 10:39:49 PM »

I really like and appreciate most of TFB's posts.  I hope he keeps up the good work, and has a speedy recovery.  Plus, he has a badass bike; if it were hot citrus orange,  :orange: :orange: it would be perfect.  ;)
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2012, 11:47:24 PM »

As a survivor of The Big C, best wishes, hang tough, and prayers for your quick recovery, Tex.

As to the rest of it, once upon a time on this board there were Polls about Poles, Pie,  and other such nonsense, but not any more, due to Global Warming or the Metric System or maybe it was something else.  That has nothing to do with the discussion here except to say - on this board some like stuff, some do not, and some use Magic Erasers if they have one.   

What I would do, iI were you, well then my name would be Texas Fat Boy, and that would be confusing.
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2012, 12:21:00 AM »

For the record I'd just like to say the the metric system had nothing to do with it, those of us in Canada who have small stuff are happy to provide our signifant others with our measurements in millimeters cause it makes us sound freakin massive... Dear, my chit is 600 mm long (about 3 inches)...

It's not very often one member executes a personal attack on another, especially when the target has only ever intended on cheering up the balance of the group (I only assume that cause honestly Dude I can't recall you ever posting anything but jokes!).

I thought in the past that it was inappropriate to exploit illness, but how appropriate for TexasFatBoy to disclose to his accuser and us that he has been using the board as therapy, if in proclaiming your pride in making some of us chuckle helps you in your struggle to get your feet back on the ground then God bless you.

There is no greater gift than joy and positivity passed on from family and friends, more so when it comes from a stranger.

My profession has led me to be a bit of an Internet freak, I can say with complete conviction that I have never seen any of the posts you have submitted, nor would I be able to dedicate the time to find them. You are a valued contributor here and as you have seen the majority of us not only appriciate your input but have committed time to pray for your recovery!
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2012, 07:57:10 AM »

 I enjoy them. Get well soon. After looking at 2011 road glide section I go to Humor to see something that might make me laugh
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Re: TexasFatBoy
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2012, 03:30:20 PM »

Praying for you sir. Keep up with the jokes look for them every day! :D :D :D
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