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True story, but still funny to me
« on: August 25, 2012, 09:53:29 AM »

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.
 
Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
 
Prosecutors charged Kirby with first degree burglary as a "third striker," which means he could face 38 years to life in prison if convicted, Gibbons said. They are asking that bail for Kirby be set at $1.1 million. Kirby was previously convicted of voluntary manslaughter in Dallas, Texas, in 1988. He also has auto theft, first degree burglary and a petty theft conviction in Los Angeles on his record, Gibbons said.
 
Arraignment for the suspect is not yet set, because he is still hospitalized for treatment of injuries inflicted by LL Cool J when he "physically detained" him, she said.
(he broke his nose, his jaw and a couple of ribs) LMAO
 
The family was sleeping when their home security alarm sounded at 1 a.m., sending LL Cool J into action, according to a Los Angeles Police statement.
After catching the man, he held him until police arrived, police said.
 
LL Cool J, whose real name is James Todd Smith, plays Special Agent and former Navy SEAL Sam Hanna on "NCIS: Los Angeles," a CBS crime series.
 
"physically detained" him??? WaaaaaaaHahahahahahahaha
 
One of L.L. Cool J's songs is called “Mama Said Knock You Out”

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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 06:06:39 AM »

 :o
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 07:15:03 AM »

   As it should be
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 07:24:10 AM »

Wrong house, wrong time....
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2012, 07:41:16 AM »

"I'm not a Navy SEAL but I do play one on TV"....looks like wrong time/wrong place for that burglar.  Got exactly what he deserved and probably should be happy he's in the hospital room and not the hospital basement (normally the morgue) :'(
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2012, 07:55:47 AM »

  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2012, 08:59:05 AM »

Lucky there wasn't a bullet wound among the injuries. Would expect there to be a weapon or two in that house.
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2012, 04:57:20 PM »

 some stupid azz lawyer will turn this whole break-in around, and get this crook some money,tv time,and all his medical covered  :confused5:
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Re: True story, but still funny to me
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 08:45:35 AM »

 :P
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