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Texas Fat Boy

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Easter service
« on: August 25, 2012, 10:06:20 AM »

The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said, "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell u
s what the resurrection is."
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice, "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice won't be.
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Re: Easter service
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2012, 11:55:26 AM »

To many TV ads for that stuff  >:(
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Re: Easter service
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 02:53:53 PM »

  Now thats funny
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Re: Easter service
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 06:09:07 AM »

 :o ;D
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