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Finally Together
« on: September 02, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children then Ted died of heart disease
Judy married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later
Again Judy remarried and this time she and John had 5 more children
Judy finally died after having 25 children
Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord they are finally together"
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret:
"Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?"


Margaret replied: I think he means her legs, Ethel..." :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2012, 05:39:19 PM »
I dated a girl like that a long time ago......
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2012, 05:53:13 PM »
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2012, 06:42:09 PM »
We all love easy girls................
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2012, 06:43:17 PM »
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2012, 06:57:25 PM »
  Good joke fire dood. Keep up the good work.
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2012, 07:03:47 PM »
Legs is the "WORD"; Spread the word !!
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 11:57:51 AM »
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2012, 03:14:36 PM »
 ;D  love it
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Re: Finally Together
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2012, 09:50:06 AM »
Sent this to the pastor....he thought this one was pretty funny. :bananarock:
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