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[cvobiker]

Aging 


Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the
>recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join
>him in death. 

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
>she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to 
shoot herself in the
>heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. 

Not wanting to miss
>the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's
>office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor
>said, 'Your heart would be just below 
your left breast'.



Later
that night......... Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
>wound to her knee.






[Texas Fat Boy]

Good one 

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[AXIL]

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