This is the best Living Will Form I have seen lately. I have mine filled out. Sent to you as a public service since we're not getting any younger…
LIVING WILL FORM I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Sex_____
Vodka Tonic ______
Margarita ____
Scotch ______
Bloody Mary ______
Martini _______
Tee Time ______
Keys to my Bike ______
Steak ______
Lobster or crab legs ______
the remote control ______
bowl of ice cream ______
the sports page ______
or Chocolate______
it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:______________________ Date:__________
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes...
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