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Three Hillbillies from <insert your favorite state name here>
« on: September 14, 2012, 11:39:49 PM »
Three Hillbillies from <insert your favorite state name here> are sittin' on a porch shootin' the breeze....

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife shore is stupid!...She bought us an air conditioner. '

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'!  My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!'

1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Cause, we ain't got no plummin!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'!  My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together!  I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker!'






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Re: Three Hillbillies from <insert your favorite state name here>
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 11:51:46 PM »
I dated her mother, she's from Arkansas
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Re: Three Hillbillies from <insert your favorite state name here>
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 12:50:44 PM »
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Re: Three Hillbillies from <insert your favorite state name here>
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2012, 08:45:41 AM »
Oh chit.  :P
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