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[Unbalanced]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc,

want to take a look at this?"
 
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back
in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big
bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
 
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic..."Try doing it with the engine running."

[MJZ]

Very good, I like that. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[SPIDERMAN]

Well I think my cardiologist is part Harley mechanic. When I was in the ICU he hooked a set of jumper cables up to me and set the damn thing Quick Start   [smiley=oops.gif]

[HWYMAN1]

Actually the cardiologist does it with the hood closed, the CT surgeon takes the hook, and the heads off while its running!!!!