Four guys have been going on the same weekend fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife angrily puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three arrive at the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
The first guy says, "Chit Ron, how long you been here, and how in the world did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, actually I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off and there she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. Then she said, "Do whatever you want!"
So, here I am. You guys want a beer?"
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Topic: Fishing Buddies (Read 837 times)