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Blond Joke
« on: October 06, 2012, 03:16:10 PM »


Redhead

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor´s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You´re not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no" she says, "I´m actually a blonde."

"I thought so" the doctor says.

"Your finger is broken".
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 04:36:42 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 08:35:18 AM »
 :orange: :orange:
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 09:15:36 AM »
Damn, maybe I'm a blonde
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:58 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 10:57:04 AM »
Quote from: 2ksoftail on October 07, 2012, 09:15:36 AM
Damn, maybe I'm a blonde

If your are... No Offense   :P 
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 12:24:27 PM »
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Re: Blond Joke
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2012, 12:12:59 AM »
 :) ;D :D :P
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