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What Time is It
« on: October 06, 2012, 03:18:24 PM »

A cop was patrolling at night at a local lovers lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on.. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And
her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover
sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at
night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your
age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir."

"And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 04:35:26 PM »

the longest 11 min of his life  :P
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 08:08:18 AM »

Goooooood one
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 08:30:02 AM »

Should have driven her to Alabama....
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 09:37:02 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 12:25:15 PM »

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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 04:56:32 PM »

very patient!! :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2012, 10:08:07 AM »

Should have driven her to Alabama....

...only if she was a first cousin... :2vrolijk_21:  I can say that as I is frum dere....
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Re: What Time is It
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2012, 11:51:26 PM »

 :o
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