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[Fatboy]

MOWING THE LAWN & BEER

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street
was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be
hung!" I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam
from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly
into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
That's why she cuts the grass."

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