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Doubletap

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The Bud Light Drunk
« on: October 19, 2012, 09:16:14 AM »
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 11:25:12 AM »
Reminds me of another one:

Q What do all abused wives have in common?

A They just don't listen!
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 04:46:01 PM »
Yeah, and what can you tell a woman with two black eye? Nothing, obviously.
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 06:20:06 PM »
What dou call a woman with one black eye?



A fast learner.
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 06:50:00 PM »
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 11:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Hotrod50 on October 19, 2012, 06:20:06 PM
What dou call a woman with one black eye?



A fast learner.


Oh... SNAP!
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2012, 06:52:52 AM »
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2012, 07:51:13 AM »
Not a link I'm willing to share with my wife....
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Re: The Bud Light Drunk
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2012, 11:59:41 AM »
 :-X
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