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Robin Keegan

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Confession
« on: October 23, 2012, 09:22:13 AM »

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "Well, that was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. Two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"When should I tell her the war is over?''
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Re: Confession
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 12:36:28 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Confession
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 06:44:09 PM »

 ;)
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Re: Confession
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 10:54:01 PM »

LMAO.   good one   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Confession
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 05:14:34 PM »

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Re: Confession
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 08:46:25 PM »

 :D :D
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