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[sloride]

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What  happened?  
 You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the  pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that  before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well,  OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle.
I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off.  I got fitted with a hook
but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea,
and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."

You're kidding," said the bartender.
"You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"It was my first day with the hook."

[muddypaws]

Now that is funny...

[cvobiker]

 

[D-N-D]

 

[Tuneso]

I normally don't read the jokes but that was a good one!

[bribe36]

[GregKhougaz]

How did I not see that coming??