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Trapperdog

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How many forum members does it take........
« on: November 01, 2012, 09:19:52 PM »

To change a light bulb? 
I was going to put this in the "humor" section but too much of it rings true. Oldie but a goodie

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb."

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs, therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum, which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety, including all headers and signatures, only to add "Me, too."

Five to post to the forum that they will no longer post, because they cannot handle the drama.

Four to say, "Didn't we go through this already, a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say, "Do a forum search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

Last, but not least...

One lurker to respond to the original post six months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again.
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 09:58:44 PM »

Pretty good Trapperdog! Never seen that one before. Think ya nailed it  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 10:08:37 PM »

44 members to post  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 10:49:04 PM »

   :stop:   :ROFLOL:
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 11:05:59 PM »

Sounds to me like you no longer need the advice of all our stupid members............SO LEAVE
I may have to, too much drama here ;) :P  ;D
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« Last Edit: November 02, 2012, 12:32:34 AM by trapperdog »
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 11:47:04 PM »

What  the hey, give me the light bulb,,,,, ill change it 
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 11:53:55 PM »

Just don't let your local dealer do it....'cause it'll be wrong the first time!
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2012, 12:37:03 AM »

This topic has been moved to CVO Social Humor. I just had to do it. Just Sayin.

http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=79360.0

Fogot to add one moderator to move the thread   ;)
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 06:10:52 AM »

Aw man, I'm disappointed,,,, You forget the ones that question which is the best light bulb and which online light bulb dealer gives 20% off.  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 06:52:52 AM »

 ;D
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2012, 07:35:26 AM »

I orginally posted thru a thick hase of smoke, I did this once before about 2 years ago and got it wrong then also. Hey, a mans gotta have his outlets!!!! :-*
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 07:45:58 AM »

I think the original poster of the joke neglected to introduce themself in the new member section, it may be a good idea for them to go there and tell us a little bit about themselves.
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 10:18:21 AM »

I think the original poster of the joke neglected to introduce themself in the new member section, it may be a good idea for them to go there and tell us a little bit about themselves.
I like puppy's, long walks on the beach....oops, wrong forum
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Can anyone suggest,.....
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 11:09:18 AM »

The best way to change a light bulb?
















.........................LOL!!!!
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Re: How many forum members does it take........
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 11:44:26 AM »

I like puppy's, long walks on the beach....oops, wrong forum

Uuhhhhhh, anything else you wanna share with us there Rog? ;D
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