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erniezap

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The Slap
« on: August 31, 2006, 11:37:04 AM »

 Sitting together on a train,  traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy,  an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train  goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman  must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't  wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again
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Re: The Slap
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »

lol, Ernie,.....I love you man
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Re: The Slap
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 02:10:30 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Slap
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 11:16:18 PM »

That is one of the few that actually made me laugh out loud. thanks man!
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Re: The Slap
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 04:26:01 AM »

something keeps wanting me to replace The frenchman in that joke ..with an Iraqian.
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