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Texas Fat Boy

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shopping at the mall
« on: November 12, 2012, 01:04:21 PM »

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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Re: shopping at the mall
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2012, 01:41:00 PM »

....a very brave man   :nervous:
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Re: shopping at the mall
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2012, 04:06:58 PM »

My hero...
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Re: shopping at the mall
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2012, 07:02:09 PM »

  They hate it when i do that.
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Re: shopping at the mall
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2012, 06:23:52 AM »

 :o ;D :drink:
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Re: shopping at the mall
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2012, 08:25:07 AM »

At least she got a beer out of it  :nixweiss:
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