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Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« on: September 01, 2006, 10:07:44 AM »

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Electra Glide next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2006, 10:11:02 AM »

I don't understand the humor, seems to me this guy has his priorities in order? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2006, 10:19:53 AM »

Dear Harley Man,  if you have the tools....repair the bike yourself.

Then get on it and never look back, the bike sounds like a lot easier repair than your marriage.

Abby
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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 10:37:27 AM »

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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 12:29:27 PM »

You kno Dood - my woman just signed up on here as a member and has heard what a nice guy you are, now she's gonna see this and think I'm full of BS for sure!!!
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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2006, 01:11:52 PM »

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You kno Dood - my woman just signed up on here as a member and has heard what a nice guy you are, now she's gonna see this and think I'm full of BS for sure!!!
Come on now, that sounds like bull chit for sure, she probably already knows you are full of it. [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

Plus.... I am a nice guy I'd put the bike up on jack so my wife wouldn't have to get down on her hands and knees to see my stealth chrome. ;D

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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2006, 12:28:44 PM »

Hey that was a low blow!! - But I am trying to talk her into getting a nice jack so maybe this will help me convince her!!
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Re: Fess Up! Which Of You Wrote Dear Abby?
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2006, 03:37:15 PM »

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Hey that was a low blow!! - But I am trying to talk her into getting a nice jack so maybe this will help me convince her!!
Heh, I have to keep my "nice (and honest ;)) guy" image up with her. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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