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I no work today
« on: November 15, 2012, 09:54:49 AM »





CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'







Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'

The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 10:05:28 AM »
Good one...
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2012, 10:16:04 AM »
 :o :o ;D
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2012, 10:19:58 AM »
 :D
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2012, 12:46:47 PM »
   Pepsi thru the nose.
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2012, 11:09:37 PM »
 :huepfenjump3:   good one   :drink:
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 05:00:59 AM »
Was thinking about calling in today!    :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 05:37:30 AM »
Very good. Beags!     Funny. 
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Re: I no work today
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 08:46:06 AM »
 Very Nice!
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