Leon and Fred were just about to tee off on the first hole when a stranger walked up and asked if he could join them. Sure they said and they started to play. On the second hole Leon noticed the stranger had a long case with him. He asked what was in the case. The stranger said its my gun. Im a hit man. I get $1000. a hit. Leon said really? Stranger said yes it was his day off. So they kept playing and on the 6th hole Leon said hey can I borrow your gun and look at my house which is just off the course? The stranger lent him the weapon and Leon looked at his house and exclaimed oh gee I can see into my living room. Oh, there's my wife naked! Oh gee, there is my next door neighbor naked too! Leon looked at the stranger and said can I hire you? The stranger said sure. Leon said I want you to shoot my wife in the head and shoot my neighbor in the pecker to teach him a lesson. The stranger took the weapon and looked through the scope intently and lowered the weapon and looked at Leon and said I think I can save you $1000. today....
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Topic: Hitman on a golf course (Read 546 times)