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Rum and coke
« on: December 02, 2012, 09:44:08 PM »

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's .

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust.....

"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
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Re: Rum and coke
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 09:47:12 PM »

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Re: Rum and coke
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 10:32:13 PM »

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Re: Rum and coke
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 06:43:29 AM »

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Re: Rum and coke
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 07:22:11 AM »

That would be my choice....
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