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[Screamin_Beagle]

Subject: FW: Batten down the hatches!

US Invasion Confirmed

 A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards
California.

 The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where
are you headed?"

 One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are
invading the United States of America!"

 The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain
is finally able to catch his breath,  he gets back on the loud-hailer and
asks, "Just the four of you?"

 The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The
rest are already there!"

[jr1000yarder]

 

Sad but very true.

[grayghost731]

That's why the U S A  should just take mexico and call it EVEN 

[Skillet]

Be careful what you wish for.

[muddypaws]

I knew it would finally happen...

[Texas Fat Boy]

 

[cvobiker]

 

[D-N-D]