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Texas Fat Boy

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the cashier said
« on: December 14, 2012, 06:05:01 PM »

There was a bit of confusion at Bass Pro Shops this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun, powder, and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the manager about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us Seniors a little clearer, dammit!
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 06:40:50 PM »

 :worthless:   ROFL
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 07:25:47 PM »

I have the same problems.
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 08:03:43 PM »

:worthless:   ROFL
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 11:02:28 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 04:51:11 PM »

    Love it.
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 03:30:32 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: Good one!
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 08:12:33 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 12:49:57 PM »

Oh, my!   I prefer Cabelas myself....
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 03:26:48 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: the cashier said
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2012, 12:29:21 PM »

So that's why I am banned from Walmart, they just threw me out.  :confused5:
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