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The CIA Admissions Test...
« on: September 08, 2006, 08:51:50 AM »



The CIA Admissions Test...



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of
the background checks, interviews, and testing were
done there were three finalists--two men and a woman.



For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.



"We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room,
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."



The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job."



The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."



The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room.



Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman.



She wiped the sweat from her brow, and calmly said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
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