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TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« on: January 19, 2013, 04:46:41 AM »
TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women...
 
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 05:29:31 AM »
   love it.
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 07:59:55 AM »
True  :huepfenlol2:  ;)  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 10:17:27 AM »
 :D
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 10:52:57 AM »
 :D very funny!
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 11:02:29 AM »
love it!!! :D :P :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 07:39:10 PM »
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