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More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« on: January 19, 2013, 11:53:01 AM »
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6-packs.
Lady: How much per 6-pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6-pack cost $10.00 and you have three 6-packs a day which puts your
         spending each month at $900.  In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
        15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
         in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
         interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your f***ing Ferrari then?
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 12:47:38 PM »
Never looked at it that way :confused5:
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 02:03:37 PM »
  the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 02:20:19 PM »
 At $10 a six pack he's drinking pretty good beer. While drinking Old Milwaukee, Black Label, and Pabst Blue Ribbon I might could have gotten a Ford Focus.

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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 02:25:05 PM »
 
3 six packs a day and in 15 years you'll wish you had that money for a liver transplant. :o
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 07:42:54 PM »
 ;D
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2013, 10:13:22 AM »
somthens wrong... i got a lot of friends that dont drink and they dont have a pot to wizz in,, i drink and i gots a chit load of pots to wizz in    :P :nixweiss:
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2013, 11:16:05 AM »
Rather spend it on beer than Starbucks, at least the beer helps me sleep and doesn't keep me awake all night!
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2013, 01:04:05 PM »
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2013, 04:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Charlie on January 20, 2013, 11:16:05 AM
Rather spend it on beer than Starbucks, at least the beer helps me sleep and doesn't keep me awake all night!

      Amen to that brother ;)
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2013, 04:21:33 PM »
Quote from: EZRIDN on January 19, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6-packs.
Lady: How much per 6-pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6-pack cost $10.00 and you have three 6-packs a day which puts your
         spending each month at $900.  In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
        15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
         in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
         interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your f***ing Ferrari then?


The only thing I can to that picture is that in the long run, the car will be cheaper than the girl...
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Re: More man's logic ............ (it's good to be a guy)
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 04:25:01 PM »
Quote from: braymond52 on January 21, 2013, 04:21:33 PM
The only thing I can to that picture is that in the long run, the car will be cheaper than the girl...
I'm guessing that a Ferrari valve job is about the same as a bOOb job.
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