A Lady is pulled over for speeding.
Copper said, my I have your DL .
Lady said don't have one. Ok said copper
My I see your registration.
No the lady said, Ok copper said why not?
Lady said, the cars stolen and there's a body in the trunk and I have a gun.
The copper immediately pulls back, calls for assistance.
Other coppers show up,they git the lady out of the car, search the car and find nothing.
The chief copper said to the lady, do you have any ID? to the lady
The lady said yes and showed her Registration and DL.
The copper in charge said, why did you tell the officer you had NO registration, NO DL, A gun, and a body in the trunk.
WHAT!! said the lady, the lying ba@*erd I said no such thing I'll bet the ba@*erd told you I was speeding to.
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