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Mom was really tired of wide open Johnny one morning, so she sent him down the street to watch construction on the new Mall. When you get back you can tell me what you learned and I will give you a prize. Later that day, Johnny got back home and his mother quizzed him about what he had learned. He told her to take the broom and stand in the doorway and he could show her. He then took a empty papertowel roll and looked through it at the broom. Move the MF a little to the left.....no,no move the SoB back to the right. Stop right there you stupid B. Mom was shocked.  Johnny you know  better than talking like that, get me a switch. Little Johnny says "F U lady, thats an electricians job"

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[chaos901]

learned well, he'll go far.

[grayghost731]

Future Tradesman 

[cvobiker]

Yup.  He learned as it is.