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Re: Do we all have this wife "issue"?
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2013, 12:02:32 AM »

A newlywed couple were getting undressed on their wedding night.

The husband took off his pants, tossed them to his new wife, and said "Here, put my pants on."

His new wife replied "I can't wear your pants."

He said "That's right! I wear the pants in this marriage, and don't you forget it!"

His new wife then took off her panties, tossed them to him, and said "Here, put these on."

He replied, "WHAT? I can't get into your panties!"

His new wife replied, "You got THAT right, Mister! And that's the way it's going to STAY until your friggin' ATTITUDE changes!"


And that's all I have to say about that...

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Re: Do we all have this wife "issue"?
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2013, 07:12:51 PM »

A newlywed couple were getting undressed on their wedding night.

The husband took off his pants, tossed them to his new wife, and said "Here, put my pants on."

His new wife replied "I can't wear your pants."

He said "That's right! I wear the pants in this marriage, and don't you forget it!"

His new wife then took off her panties, tossed them to him, and said "Here, put these on."

He replied, "WHAT? I can't get into your panties!"

His new wife replied, "You got THAT right, Mister! And that's the way it's going to STAY until your friggin' ATTITUDE changes!"


And that's all I have to say about that...

No need to say any more!


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Re: Do we all have this wife "issue"?
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2013, 01:17:57 PM »

I aint showin my wife your pics , its bad enough now.......on wed she bought a nice top she liked similar to her other one......
well actually identical so she took it back.
Dont tell anyone she said so i havent.   :orange: :orange: :orange: :orange:
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