HILLBILLY MIRROR
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all
His life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks at
it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image
staring back at him, "How 'bout that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
Remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn
and
Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look
at
it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to
The barn. One day, after her husband left, she searched the barn and
Found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
"So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' 'round with!"
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