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Rimjam

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The Chicken & The Road
« on: February 13, 2013, 09:30:06 PM »
We can all die peacefully now.  Life's greatest mystery has been solved...........



"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To show a 'possum that it COULD be done!"
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Re: The Chicken & The Road
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2013, 09:51:05 PM »
Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to a chicken.


(this joke kills [after a moment's pause as they all wonder "did the goyim really just say that"] in Tel Aviv)
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Re: The Chicken & The Road
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 05:59:24 AM »
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Re: The Chicken & The Road
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 11:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on February 13, 2013, 09:51:05 PM
Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to a chicken.


(this joke kills [after a moment's pause as they all wonder "did the goyim really just say that"] in Tel Aviv)
That is really unbelievable it's in such bad taste!

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Re: The Chicken & The Road
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 12:20:54 PM »
Quote from: BigLew on February 14, 2013, 11:24:51 AM
That is really unbelievable it's in such bad taste!

BigLew
While that may be true, jokes like this are hugely popular with young service members. I think they're hilarious, but i'm not religious.
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Re: The Chicken & The Road
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 12:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Vyscera on February 14, 2013, 12:20:54 PM
While that may be true, jokes like this are hugely popular with young service members. I think they're hilarious, but i'm not religious.


yeap, it all depends on the audience  8)


of course I didn't say God was an evil bastard for making good women hard to fine (that was another thread earlier today :huepfenlol2: )
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