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Rodeo Position
« on: February 25, 2013, 12:50:49 PM »

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo.

His friend says no, what is it?
Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 12:57:01 PM »


Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo.

His friend says no, what is it?


Well you mount your wife from the back,  ------




and just when you start  doing  her some good, lean down and whisper, "that's the way your sister/girlfriend likes it", and then hold on for 7 seconds..
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 01:15:31 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 03:54:52 PM »

Fun Times  ;)
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 04:32:26 PM »

If it would get her to move it's worth a try..
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 04:44:40 PM »

 :vrolijk_6:
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 05:48:07 PM »

Then again you haven't seen her sister.
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2013, 08:42:20 PM »

If it would get her to move it's worth a try..
Hey Muddy, you been seeing my wife?
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Re: Rodeo Position
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2013, 08:50:04 PM »

 :o :D ;D
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