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HOME INVASION ...
« on: February 28, 2013, 03:36:13 PM »

  An escaped convict broke into a couples house and tied ,  and gagged them . The intruder then appeared to nuzzle the neck of the woman , and whispered  into her ear. He then goes into the bathroom, the husband then says ," this is a hard core criminal , do whatever he tells you to do. " I think he is gonna rape you , remember it will be over soon , try to relax , and make the best of it.". She says " No he's not planning on raping me, after he tied us up , he whispered in my ear , and asked me where we kept the vaseline , he told me that after more than 12 years in prison , that he had lost his attraction to women , but he thiinks that you're   real cute, so, be brave,relax, try and enjoy it , it'll be over soon !!!".
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Re: HOME INVASION ...
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2013, 03:44:21 PM »

YIKES!!!  :o
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Re: HOME INVASION ...
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2013, 04:53:06 PM »

Time to find a way to cut the rope...
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Re: HOME INVASION ...
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2013, 06:27:47 PM »

Oh my......I bet his name was Bubba!! :'( :'(
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 06:03:00 AM »

 :o :o ;D
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2013, 08:34:35 AM »

 :) :D ;D
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Re: HOME INVASION ...
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2013, 09:02:56 AM »

  An escaped convict broke into a couples house and tied ,  and gagged them . The intruder then appeared to nuzzle the neck of the woman , and whispered  into her ear. He then goes into the bathroom, the husband then says ," this is a hard core criminal , do whatever he tells you to do. " I think he is gonna rape you , remember it will be over soon , try to relax , and make the best of it.". She says " No he's not planning on raping me, after he tied us up , he whispered in my ear , and asked me where we kept the vaseline , he told me that after more than 12 years in prison , that he had lost his attraction to women , but he thiinks that you're   real cute, so, be brave,relax, try and enjoy it , it'll be over soon !!!".

That's what they say about prison......"you go in with an a-hole and come out with a man-hole" lol  :huepfenlol2:
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