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[bubtrauma]

First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college and then I was dying to finish college and start working,

Then I was dying to marry and have children to grow old enough so I could go back to work, but then I was dying to retire, and now I am dying …… and realize I forgot to live.

Don’t let this happen to you Appreciate your current situation and enjoy each day.



To make money we lose our health, and then to restore our health we lose our money …
We live as if we never going to die, and we die as if we never lived …..

[grayghost731]

      WOW!  I get those read to me all the time by my Wife   

    Makes sense   

[HogBreath]

when I was in junior high all I wanted was a girl with big tits

 When I was in high school I dated a girl with big tits. But there was no passion. So Idecided Ineeded a passionate girl.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Evrything was an emergency, shecried all the time. So, I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from onething to another,  never settling on anything.  She was directionless. So I decided Ineeded a girl with some ambition.

After college Ifound an ambitious girl and married her.  She was so ambitious she divorced me and took everything I had.

Now, all I want is agirl withbig tits.

[grayghost731]

    

[HogRydr]

Big hooters sag, but a good cook lasts a lifetime.

[kraut]

 

[Charlie]

 

[North Georgia Hawg]

Big hooters sag, but a good cook lasts a lifetime.

Ain't THAT the truth! I got lucky tho... and got a good cook, well endowed! And even better, she's perfectly happy on her little $6000 Ninja 650 instead of a $35,000 tricked-out Tri Glide. Can't beat that!