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The DILEMMA
« on: March 27, 2013, 11:36:30 AM »
DILEMMA
 
One friend said to the other, “What is a dilemma, actually?”
He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
 
Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side
and a gay man on the other.
 
Who are you going to turn your back to?”

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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 11:49:04 AM »
That's a problem..
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 11:56:42 AM »
 ;) :nixweiss:
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 01:09:17 PM »
Quote from: muddypaws on March 27, 2013, 11:49:04 AM
That's a problem..
Not really... put her in the middle and everybody is happy. :D :D

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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 02:26:44 PM »
 :o ;D
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 09:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on March 27, 2013, 01:09:17 PM
Not really... put her in the middle and everybody is happy. :D :D

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Only one way u thought of that one Dood. U been there! :nervous:
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 09:56:29 PM »
Quote from: jr1000yarder on March 27, 2013, 09:35:22 PM
Only one way u thought of that one Dood. U been there! :nervous:
He won't never mitt to that one  :orange:
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 03:09:32 PM »
I'd still turn to the hot chick.
If the guy is gay, I figure there's a decent chance I can beat the chit out of him.  LOL
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 03:12:37 PM »
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Quote from: Fired00d on March 27, 2013, 01:09:17 PM
Not really... put her in the middle and everybody is happy. :D :D

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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2013, 03:12:45 PM »
Years ago I went out with a chick that had a gay room mate....I never did go shopping with her....the room mate did that kinda thing with her.
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 03:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on March 27, 2013, 01:09:17 PM
Not really... put her in the middle and everybody is happy. :D :D

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...they can talk while you....
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Re: The DILEMMA
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 11:33:11 PM »
Neither.
Do the hottie (anyway you want) get the queer to hold the camera, put it on youtube and it goes viral!

Problem solved.
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