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[Hawgrider]

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
 
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.

I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.

I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few leaks behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a chitty golfer".
 

[muddypaws]

Me too...

[Charlie]

 

[dayne66]

Golf...wrecks a perfectly good walk in the woods.

[D-N-D]

 

[North Georgia Hawg]

Having a CVO is actually CHEAPER than playing golf. No less frustrating tho...

[dayne66]

Last time I golfed...I needed a ride afterward to mellow out!