A Guy has been drinking all day and nite in a pub in Ireland. Mick, the bartender says "Sean, think you've had enough, time to go home. Sean agrees, spins on his barstool and fall flat on his face. Damn, he says. If I could just make it to the door the fresh air will help me. He crawls to the door, shimmys up the door jamb and proceeds to fall out the door, flat on his face. Looking down the street, he can c his house. If I can just make it home I will b fine. He crawls to his house, grabs the railing and again falls flat on his face. Gets inside, crawls up the steps and at the top of the steps tries to take a step and falls again. "F**k ",he says. Finally, crawls into bed. Wife greets him w a cup of coffee the next morning and says "u got drunk last nite, didn't u Sean ?" How did u know, he asked. She replied, "Mick called, u forgot ur wheelchair ."
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