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[Texas Fat Boy]

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For sale...$5000”.
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars."
The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just not fair.
Here's this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it's worth $5000
and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not worth chit."

[D-N-D]

 

[red ben59]

And thats how the fight started 

[Screamin_Beagle]

He should be out of the hospital soon,
The doctors are sure he'll walk again, but sex is out of the question!

[muddypaws]

Let's see should I share that with my wife...

[Charlie]