Topic: Applying for a job (Read 866 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** June 16, 2013, 03:43:01 PM »

Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."

Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."
Employer: "More than we can use already."

Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."

Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "Work for you, I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."

North Georgia Hawg · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2013, 05:13:34 PM »

Apparently, employers can always use more SCHIESTER LAWYERS...

D-N-D · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2013, 07:45:33 PM »

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