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It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« on: June 24, 2013, 09:40:43 PM »
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get up the nerve to jump.
Along comes an inebriated hobo.....he stops and says, "Soooo, since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman glares at him and says, "Hell no...get away from me you son of a bitch!"
The bum turns to leave and mutters, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom then."
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 10:26:36 PM »
 :o That is wrong in so many ways!
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 06:19:09 AM »
 :o
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 08:29:43 AM »
 :o :) ;D ;D
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 11:22:20 AM »
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 11:41:07 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 01:22:34 PM »
Not that wrong........but not warm either  :drink:
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 02:23:21 PM »
On the bright side, it probably got her to rethink jumping...

What'd she look like anyway?   :mango:
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2013, 08:26:55 PM »
He probably saved a life. 

Still totally wrong but FUNNY!
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Re: It's all in one's perspective on how to handle any given situation...
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 06:57:12 AM »
No cuddling required.....................

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