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[erniezap]

Bill is standing in line at the DMV when the guy behind him starts rubbing his shoulders.  Bill turns around, gives the guy a dirty look, and the guy stops.  A few minutes later the guy starts rubbing his shoulders again.  Bill turns around and asks the guy what the hell he thinks that he's doing.  The guy responds "I'm a chiropractor, and when he's in a line like this and sees tense shoulders he can't resist working out the kinks on the person".  Bill gives him another dirty look and says "I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the person in front of me, do you?"