Johnny B. died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they
sent for his two best deer-hunting friends, Randy and Wes.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and
were long time members of a hunt camp.
Randy arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Randy said, ' Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.
You better roll him over. '
The mortician rolled him over and Randy said,
'Nope, ain't Johnny B'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Wes in to confirm the identity of the body.
Wes looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.. '
The mortician rolled him over and Wes said,
'No, it ain't Johnny B'
The mortician asked, ' How can you tell? '
Wes said, 'Well, Johnny B had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes? ' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Johnny B with them two assholes.'
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