At last a guy has taken the time to write down the mans side of the story. We always here "The Rules" from the female side, now here are the rules from the mens side. Please note they are all # 1 on purpose.
1. Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up , you need it down. You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work! Strong hints don't work! Obvious hints don't work! Just say it!
1. Yes & No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem see a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null & void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we say can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible please say what you have to sayduring commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did notneed directions & neither do we.
1. All men see is 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example , is a fruit! Not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothings wrong. We know your lying, but it's not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.....Really.
1. Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to disscuss such topics as baseball,the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. --- Round is a shape!
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