A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
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She asks him why he is staring.
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He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you"
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She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I
would find offensive."
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"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
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She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."
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The cab driver is very excited and says,
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"Yes, I'm single and Catholic.
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"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
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The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush
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But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
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"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
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"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm
Jewish."
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The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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