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[Texas Fat Boy]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28
You don't need to tell her a story
To take her to bed

At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

[D-N-D]

 

[North Georgia Hawg]

So true...   

Ken